DAPPER DIAPER DAVE

ABOUT ME:

 

Gender: Male

Ethnicity: Caucasian

Hair: Dirty Blond

Eyes: Carribean blue sea Blue

Weight: 8 pounds 9 ounces ;) 

Height: No more than 14 inches!!

Age: Straight from the womb.

County: Canada

City: Toronto

Marital Status: Single

 


I'm just a widdle baby and I need you to take care of me! My tastes are EXPENSIVE, so I need a big strong daddy or mommy to make sure I get what I want. You don't want me to throw a tantrum, do you? Or maybe you do ;) I'm the best baby, and I'll never ever leave you. Pwease help me make my rent?

Pwetty pwettty pwease?